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Not good

It's just got nothing to make me want to play anymore. I played one level and that was more than enough. There are better games in this genre out there, sorry.

Very good

Yeh i liked it, it was a bit annoying that you only had 5 bullets, but I suppose it stops you just shooting everything. Also, there were a few translation issues, maybe get it checked out next time. But good!

Good!

First off, i've got a load of boxes and shit under my bed, so aint no muhfuh gonna hide under there and kill me. Secondly, i liked this. Yeh deep down it was just another kinda kitten cannon thing, but i liked the flapping of the arms and stuff, plus i just liked the little rat dudes!

It shouldn't get through...

... but that doesn't mean it's bad, it's actually pretty good. All i'd say is more tracks obviously, less laps, 10 laps is pretty boring, even though they are only like 10 seonds a lap. You could have 10 laps if there were CPU opponents, taht'd be pretty cool. More cars too, like if you get less than a certain time on each track you can unlock a new car etc.

GyroSpazer responds:

There will be Ai when its done I promis, thanks though

Yeh not bad.

Well put together, nice graphics, sounds were.. OK, but the music stopped playing halfway through each level. Also, very laggy on a mid-end PC like mine, could have used a quality control in there somewhere. Played it to the end, and would have liked some kind of reward, rather than a message telling me I couldn't submit my score.. Overall good though!

What the hell?

I didn't get it! Where was the game, I couldn't even tell which character I was controlling, never mind what I was doing. The sound of the.. guitar(??) was really annoying, and the whole thing was just shite really.

Not bad.. i suppose

Pretty dull really to be honest, the guy would have looked better if he wasn't a stick. Also, "Best Ragdoll physics ever in a game"? I'd say Max Payne 2's ragdoll physics were pretty good...

Awesom-O

One of the cleverest games I've played on NG for a long time. Loved the fact I had to actually use strategy, ie the weights, whether I should use 2 Uber robots or 3 decent ones etc. Couldn't complete it but thats cos I suck at math and worked out my funds and weights wrong and didn't save. oh well, loved it anyway.

Yeah its ok

I completed it withoutlosing one life, but that was on easy mode, dunno if the laser thing is an exploit, but once youve charged it up, you can just keep firing normally without using any energy but with a fully charged laser, if thats a bug, fix it, if its part of the game, it makes it too easy, but apart from that its really cool, keep it up.

Yeah

I really liked it, got pretty hard pretty fast, but really simple too, a good game. A little similar to the other couple of "ameoba" games around, but different controls etc kept it fresh. Addictive enough to play again, a nice variety of power ups / power downs. yeah, I gave it a 5, and well worthy of frontpage.

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Joe Worthington @joe-kangaroo

Age 37, Male

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Sheffield, England

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